The Condoms are too Small for the Washingtonian Youth


The Youth in Washington, D.C have been in complaining about this and rallying against the free condoms distributed at high schools and colleges. They are saying the Durex condoms are too small and too weak. They are demanding for a much much bigger condom.

To fix that problem, officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms including the company’s Trojan Magnum brand.

Consumer Reports magazine gave the brand the same “excellent” ratings as many of Trojan’s similar brands.

The size issue however may have a leg to stand on.

Condom manufacturer Condomania concluded in a study that Washington D.C. men are the second most endowed in the U.S. behind New Orleans  :-(  sh*t! What? We are rank 2nd! Well, given there are 50 States, not bad. not bad at all :-)

D.C.’s aggressive free condom campaign began in 2006 to battle its rising HIV/AIDS rate. 3 percent of the district’s population has HIV and condoms are available for free in schools and online per request.

D.C. also recently started providing free female condoms at local barbershops, liquor stores and youth centers.

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About Elias Shams
I have been a serial entrepreneur in telecom and social media space for past 12 years or so. I hold a M.S. degree in Telecommunication Engineering from the George Washington University and a B.S. degree in Electrical Engineering from the University of Maryland. I’ve lived and worked in many countries and cities including London England, Tehran Iran, Bonn Germany, Paris France, Alicante Spain, Delhi India, and my favorite of all Washington, DC of great US of A. Two of the greatest Washington, DC based companies I worked for and very proud of are Yurie Systems which was sold to Lucent in 1998 for $1.23 B and telezoo.com that I founded in 1999. I am currently the founder and awesomizer @ awesomize.me

One Response to The Condoms are too Small for the Washingtonian Youth

  1. The Magnums are the way to go!

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