Meet the Woman whose Vagina brought down the HP CEO


Or better say, HP CEO, Mark Hurd couldn’t keep his thing in his pants. I don’t blame the dude.  I mean look at her! She got the perfect curve!

Jodie Fisher, the HP contractor came forward on Sunday and said she never intended for Hurd to lose his job. If you missed the part I of the story, check it out here.

She just wrote in a press release:

“I was surprised and saddened that Mark Hurd lost his job over this. That was never my intention.”
“Mark and I never had an affair or intimate sexual relationship. I first met Mark in 2007 when I interviewed for a contractor job at the company.”

My question is:  How often does a CEO deal with potential low-level hires like “contractors?” I really don’t buy this. Read more of this post

Vagina Strikes Again!

No!  The target wasn’t a politician nor a Washingtonian this time. The target was the CEO, President and Chairman of the number 2 global computer maker, HP, Mark Hurd who is  resigning from all of his positions with the company effective immediately.

As for whose Vagina? A former HP contractor.

Guess what? Hurd gets $50 million severance that costs HP shareholders $10 Billion. This is what I call the perfect Strike :-)   If it costs the shareholders that much money, why not just pay the girl $50 million and send her packing? No wonder companies are moving overseas. Corporate America is digging its own grave by allowing lawyers to create situations like this. Read more of this post

HP Vs Vagina over Palm – HP Wins


by
Elias Shams
I guess Vagina is not as powerful as I thought it would be.

Referring to one of my latest post about the Vagina effect on Palm, HP just announced that it would acquire smartphone maker Palm, in a deal valued at $1.2 billion.

Under the terms, HP will pay about $5.70 per share for Palm, whose stock price closed at $4.64 on Tuesday. read more…

Vagina Effect Hits Palm


by
Elias Shams
We witnessed how Vagina brought down the most powerful men in the world including our beloved former president, Bill Clinton, the former NY Governor, Elliot Spitzer , the former golf champ, Tiger Woods, and more to be brought down :-) We, men are not the only thing Vagina can bring down. She is even bringing down once known as the coolest gadget and the only smartphone on the planet, Palm.

Palm Smartphone

Just yesterday, I blogged about a recent survey of women dating men based on their smartphones. Those men with Palm were so at the bottom of the list to be desirable by chicks :-( which might explain why HTC also rejected them as their strong potential acquirer.

Poor old Palm has been desperately looking for a buyer for a while. Even after going cap in hand to all the world’s major handset makers, the firm still can’t seem to find a solid buyer. read more…

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