Stewart On BP Developments: “We Are So F–ked”

Our vote for the best of The Daily show went to their Thursday night segment when  Jon Stewart assessed the ongoing oil spill disaster and the new developments that have occurred. His conclusion: “We are so f–ked.”

I am just waiting for the Evangelicals to call this spill part of God’s plan and start a program to aid BP just like Jesus would do if he were alive today. Mark my words, this will be coming soon to a Fox affiliate near your. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John my words.


Honestly, since we’ve waged war against so many things, like the war on drugs, the war poverty, the war on crime, the war on homelessness…..etc, we should start a war on BP. Let’s take over their company, take their money and give it to someone who is competent.

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About Elias Shams
I have been a serial entrepreneur in telecom and social media space for past 12 years or so. I hold a M.S. degree in Telecommunication Engineering from the George Washington University and a B.S. degree in Electrical Engineering from the University of Maryland. I’ve lived and worked in many countries and cities including London England, Tehran Iran, Bonn Germany, Paris France, Alicante Spain, Delhi India, and my favorite of all Washington, DC of great US of A. Two of the greatest Washington, DC based companies I worked for and very proud of are Yurie Systems which was sold to Lucent in 1998 for $1.23 B and that I founded in 1999. I am currently the founder and awesomizer @

4 Responses to Stewart On BP Developments: “We Are So F–ked”

  1. Yeah right.

    It was just a matter of time, and magnitude, till we had a disaster like this. The root causes are oil addiction and the cozy relationship between regulators and regulated. Reputationally, BP might (or might not) have been the most likely to draw the unlucky straw, but they’re a symptom, not a problem.

  2. Tonya Harmon says:

    Yes, lets make sure that accepting responsibility is only necessary when regulations exist. Otherwise, greed is good, right?

  3. How is it that BP hasn’t accepted responsibility?

  4. Tonya Harmon says:

    I see lots of finger pointing, back peddling and denial from them in the news.

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