The Ass Size: Washington,DC, Virginia, and Maryland VS. Alicante, Paris, and London

Literally, every chair in the cafes across the EU has a nice comfortable thin cushion to sit on. At least those in London,Paris, and Alicante where I regularly travel to.

I rarely see cushion on any chairs in our cafes in the Washington, DC area. They all come with flat hard wood or metal chairs. I have always been wondering about it till now as I’m watching everyone’s ASS in Starbucks, Dupont Circle waiting for my meeting:

It is the Ass Size in the US vs.  EU

I guess they figured our Ass in America is big enough that there is no need for cushion.

Come on people! You know we are the smartest, best, and strongest in the world.  Let’s show the world the definition of PERFECTION! Stop EATING SH*T! Watch your diet. Bedsides, don’t you wanna feel pretty everyday? Here are some tips I learned and put together during my 4 month battle with cancer while I was in Europe this past summer.

Here is the video I shot during my trip to London last month. This is just one example why our ass is bigger than theirs.

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About Elias Shams
I have been a serial entrepreneur in telecom and social media space for past 12 years or so. I hold a M.S. degree in Telecommunication Engineering from the George Washington University and a B.S. degree in Electrical Engineering from the University of Maryland. I’ve lived and worked in many countries and cities including London England, Tehran Iran, Bonn Germany, Paris France, Alicante Spain, Delhi India, and my favorite of all Washington, DC of great US of A. Two of the greatest Washington, DC based companies I worked for and very proud of are Yurie Systems which was sold to Lucent in 1998 for $1.23 B and that I founded in 1999. I am currently the founder and awesomizer @

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