How The Hell Houston Is A Cooler City Than Our Washington, DC?

Forbes  thinks our Awesome DC is the second coolest city after Houston. Measurements:  Houston has lower unemployment rate, stronger theater scene, world-class museums and a multicultural.

Either the people in Forbes including Morgan Brennan who wrote the article are on dope or I have always ended up staying in only blonde, blue eyes, vanilla ice part of Houston every time I was there.  I have been in that city four times ever since I got off the boat from Iran to Awesome Washington DC in 1986. I stayed an average of five days each time. I don’t remember ever spotted anyone but blondes and blue eyes with classic American red neck accent there.  So, not sure what multicultural thing Forbes is yapping about.

As for the museums and theaters, do I really need to address that? Even people in Bangladesh know Awesome DC has the coolest and best museums and theaters in the Nation – not the world  though.

As for the unemployment rate, thanks to living next to the Gov who has been printing and printing greens, Washington, DC is known for keeping the lowest rate for decades.

Most importantly and frankly  the only one I care, I don’t remember Angelina Jolie ever visited nor has even mentioned the name Houston. She is literally in Awesome DC  once a month 🙂

So, my dear beloved friends in Forbes, thanks for the nomination, but our Washington, DC tops in every thing, not just corruptions, sex, and scandals.

Feel free to connect with me via awesomize.me

About Elias Shams
I have been a serial entrepreneur in telecom and social media space for past 12 years or so. I hold a M.S. degree in Telecommunication Engineering from the George Washington University and a B.S. degree in Electrical Engineering from the University of Maryland. I’ve lived and worked in many countries and cities including London England, Tehran Iran, Bonn Germany, Paris France, Alicante Spain, Delhi India, and my favorite of all Washington, DC of great US of A. Two of the greatest Washington, DC based companies I worked for and very proud of are Yurie Systems which was sold to Lucent in 1998 for $1.23 B and telezoo.com that I founded in 1999. I am currently the founder and awesomizer @ awesomize.me

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